How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.