What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
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