How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
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