Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
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