What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
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