Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
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