When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
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