What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
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