Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
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