How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
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