What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
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