You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
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