When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
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