Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
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