How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
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