What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
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