What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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