A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
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