The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
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