Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
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