Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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