What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
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