What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
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