Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
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