Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
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