A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
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