What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
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