Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
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