Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
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