Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
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