A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.