What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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