Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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