Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
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