What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
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