Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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