What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
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