How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
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