What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
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