What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
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