What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
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