What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
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