Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
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