Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
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