Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
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