What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
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