Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.