How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
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