How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
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