If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.