When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
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