What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
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