What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
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