Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!