How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
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