What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
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