Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
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