Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
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