What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
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