Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
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