What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
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