What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
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