How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
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