What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
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