What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
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