What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
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