Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
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