What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
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