What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
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