What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
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