Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
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