What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.