What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
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