What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
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