What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
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