How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
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