Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
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