What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
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