Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
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