What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
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