What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
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