What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.