What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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