Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
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