Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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