Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
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