What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
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