What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
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