Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
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