What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
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