A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
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